Friday, December 14, 2007

The Rapture Index

The current Rapture Index is set at 158, meaning "Heavy prophetic activity." Its author explains:
The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture, however, the index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to the rapture.

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.
Note that the index refers to the European Union as the "Beast Government."

A Roman Catholic priest once said to me, during a conversation about believers in the Rapture: "We Catholics don't have to fool with that." He then looked heavenward and added, "Thank you, Jesus."

Thanks to David Lowe for passing this along.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:32 PM

    I'm guessing that you and your readers would love to Yahoo or Google "The Rapture Index (Mad Theology)." And also "Pretrib Rapture Desperados" and "Famous Rapture Watchers." Jon

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  2. I can't tell if you're for it or against it. For whatever it's worth, I think it's embarrassing.

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