Friday, December 14, 2007

The Rapture Index

The current Rapture Index is set at 158, meaning "Heavy prophetic activity." Its author explains:
The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture, however, the index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to the rapture.

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.
Note that the index refers to the European Union as the "Beast Government."

A Roman Catholic priest once said to me, during a conversation about believers in the Rapture: "We Catholics don't have to fool with that." He then looked heavenward and added, "Thank you, Jesus."

Thanks to David Lowe for passing this along.


Anonymous said...

I'm guessing that you and your readers would love to Yahoo or Google "The Rapture Index (Mad Theology)." And also "Pretrib Rapture Desperados" and "Famous Rapture Watchers." Jon

PWTribune said...

I can't tell if you're for it or against it. For whatever it's worth, I think it's embarrassing.

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