Saturday, November 24, 2007

I laughed and was ashamed

I'm a year late, but I just discovered's list of the Top 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports:

10. De'Cody Fagg
9. Homer Bush
8. Albert Pujols
7. Irina Slutskaya
6. Ron Tugnutt
5. Assol Slivets
4. Dick Butkus
3. Johnny Dickshot
2. Dick Trickle
1. Chubby Cox

Flumesday followed this list, inevitably, with Top 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports: The Sequel.

10. Gregor Fucka
9. B.J. Johnson
8. Pete LaCock
7. Danny Shittu
6. Harry Colon
5. Lucious Pusey
4. Dick Pole
3. Dean Windass
2. Misty Hyman
1. Rusty Kuntz


Arthur D. Hlavaty said...

One morning, as Gregor Fucka was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous dildo

Barry said...

Fer cryin' out loud, what's wrong with "B.J. Johnson?"

What? Why are you laughing??